Your New Cellmate

Outside the Razor Wire w/ Pork DAWG Today’s Question:What’s a typical first convo between two cellmates like? Let’s be real—it ain’t cozy. It’s about survival.You size each other up like you’re auditioning for Fight Club. 🧠 First Impressions Matter That door rolls open and your new cellie walks in like he owns the place. Chest […]

First Day in a New Unit

Outside the Razor Wire w/ Pork DAWG Today’s Question:“What are the rules when you arrive at a new prison unit?” I’m talking Texas here. 90+ units: transfer, medical, max security. First arrival? It’s check-in time. Everything is racially divided. Mexicans check Mexicans. Whites check whites. Same goes for every group. You’ll be asked: Where you […]

My Son Got 40 Years. What Now?

Outside the Razor Wire w/ Pork DAWG Today’s Question:“My son just got 40 years in prison. What do I do?” First off—my heart goes out to you. Not because I’ve been in your shoes, but because I put my own mother through that pain. She did that time with me—even though she was on the […]

Grand Theft Auto Logic

Outside the Razor Wire w/ Pork DAWG “It is better to be alone than in bad company.”— George Washington Hello, wonderful people. Hope your week’s been solid. Today’s question:As an inmate, what’s the dumbest or most ridiculous thing you ever saw someone doing time for? Let me tell you about this middle-aged dude out of […]

OutSide the Razor Wire W/ Pork DAWG

“It is better to be alone than in bad company.”— George Washington (and yes, it’s spelled with a G 😉) Hello, wonderful people. Hope your week’s been solid. Today’s question:As an inmate, what’s the dumbest or most ridiculous thing you ever saw someone doing time for? Let me tell you about this middle-aged dude out […]